What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:25
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Founding Black Sabbath members visit Birmingham mural ahead of epic hometown show - Louder
No go.
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
The Genetic Mystery of Why Cats Purr May Finally Be Solved - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Can whey protein cause allergies in people sensitive to milk?
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Helen Hunt on why she's rejecting Hollywood beauty standards - USA Today
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
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Bank of Japan leaves interest rate unadjusted at 0.5% as expected - FXStreet
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
No way
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
How to turn off AI search in Google Photos - 9to5Google
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Valerie Mahaffey, actress in "Desperate Housewives" and "Northern Exposure," dies at 71 - CBS News